Starving Cat...Bad for Shoes
My cat just threw up in my new shoes. I kid you not. Well, I caught him in time, actually, so he really only drooled into one, but still!...I mean, do they KNOW just how to make you want to turn murderous??
And the little bastard went outside just prior to this and ate grass because he's hungry (30 mins to food time), which he knows makes him throw up.
If that isn't manipulative, I don't know what is.